just call me seven

This Made Me Giggle.
7 February 2008, 11:35 pm
Filed under: I Love To Laugh

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut…I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut – I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, don’t even act like I didn’t buy a doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here…dang…I forgot it at home… it’s in the filing cabinet…under D…for doughnut.

–Mitch Hedberg