just call me seven

This Made Me Giggle.
7 February 2008, 11:35 pm
Filed under: I Love To Laugh

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut…I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut – I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, don’t even act like I didn’t buy a doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here…dang…I forgot it at home… it’s in the filing cabinet…under D…for doughnut.

–Mitch Hedberg


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But sometimes you get a free doughnut if they don’t give you a receipt. That’s worth all the excess paperwork.

Comment by Jess

That makes you wonder, though.. what possesses them to make that policy if, in all probability, nobody wants a receipt in the first place?

Comment by Michael

That is too funny. I imagine it costs more to make the receipt than it did to make the donut. But heaven forbid you don’t get one!

Comment by MayB

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